It wouldn't be all that bad.

In the recent news questions still circulate on whether President Barack Obama is a secret Closet-Muslim (can I get an insha'Allah?!) But really, he has said he's a Christian, so let it go!

If Obama was a Muslim, what would the big whoopla really be? Think of the upside. At the end of every presidential conference Obama would give a dua’ for the global ummah, he might take off his shoes before dinner and encourage women (and his wife Michelle) to be in hijab, he would enforce zakat thereby reducing poverty and balancing the status quo, and we’d all have Eid at the White House. Like I tell my American family – relax, there is no scare if the brother, becomes a brother.

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